Feeling that I already made plans for thursday night, but I can’t remember. So if you’re the one I had plans with, I am currently double booking myself and I’m probably—but most DEFINITELY—gonna cancel on you, cause these new plans are far more badass.
Pound out.
Taken with instagram
My mom read somewhere once that onions absorb all the bad bacteria in the air, so there are onions stationed all over the house to get rid of my flu germs… (Taken with instagram)
I want to own this
(Source: lololowhiteamerica)
yo yo yo… who wants to be my guinea pig?!?!
(Source: thundercalls, via hellogiggles)
I think this is where I’m gonna live one day.
(Source: thehipsterkids, via elizabethpenn)
I’m going through one of those self-deprecating phases.
You see, usually I think fairly highly of myself. I’m a pretty good person who always does right by her people. I’m a great friend… probably about as loyal as a dog. However, in the past 6 months or so, I have not been gifted with the same kind of loyalty and dependability from my people in return. And look… I’m a Capricorn, so this shit is important to me.
So, my response to this realization? Screw em’. If nobody’s gonna give back what you’re putting in, then why bother? Live for you. This is my new motto.
I’m living selfishly. I’m living for me. I don’t really like the way it feels yet, but I wasn’t enjoying the other option either so I gotta test the waters.
Bear with me. It’s just a phase.
Pound out.
YO. Regis Philbin talked about his penis ON THE VIEW?!?!?!
These ladies on the view just never cease to amaze me. Philbin joined the ladies earlier this week and they—naturally—feel like the obvious convo to have with him was about hygienic grooming habits. More importantly, penis beautifying techniques. For instance, did you know that they will put a rhinestone on a penis these days? What? Is that a fun little accessory? I don’t know about you, but if I find a rhinestone, I’m probably gonna have to run for the hills… I’ll leave right then and there, and run off to my girls and laugh uproariously at your expense. And then I’ll be forced to lie awake at night and lose countless hours of sleep because I can’t help but wonder who the HELL thought that would be a good idea. And really, probably the better question would be, “Why was I attracted to someone who would do that in the first place?!?!”
A f***ing RHINESTONE!!!!
Anyway I digress. The point I mean to make is: Look how uncomfortable Regis looks in this interview.
And these ladies look like the vultures they really are.
Just a regular morning cocktail. (Taken with instagram)
dreams.
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